ON THE SUBJECT OF LOVELESS KITTY TRANSFORMATIONS:

... I need to remember to have husky try to lick himself
. . . awww yeah
... is that ... cannibalism
you should like
POSSIBLY
do that as a post, and then the next post is a hospital post for everyone who threw out their back
j;lkjfds HAHA
jkldh
(what I actually pictured can't be properly ( Read more... )

orz in the sexuality post thing I like . . . started in on Devit and then went. No this is going to be stupidly long, I should just write shit in his LJ. ACTUALLY I have been meaning to do a Sex Essay for like, a few months, and I NEVER DO IT and also no one cares but TO HELL WITH IT at this point I might as well |D having seen Dean's last ( Read more... )

On the subject of unicorngasms:

See this analogy was already retarded but when you try to apply it to male orgasms it just falls apart entirely
--oh but they did
yes, yes they did
the male orgasm is a seagull
HE HAS A UNICORN WHILE SHE GIVES HIM A BLOWJOB
Totally commonplace and in inappropriate locations
HAHAHAHA WHAT
Hahahaha Tmoo
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[sprawled on Hakuren's bed with his laptop, dicking around on Google again; without preamble, begins to read in an attempt at a silky voice:]

I dream'd this mortal part of mine ( Read more... )

So I fell into the legendary Wikitrap and ended up in some interesting areas.

Annette Schwarz, a German actress, has taken deep throat to new extremes demonstrating the ability to not only deepthroat the largest of penises, but to insert the testicles in her mouth at the same time, in addition to being able to deepthroat two penises at once.
.. ( Read more... )